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Lyt når som helst, hvor som helst 

Michael Anderle

Auburn Tempest

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

Some days I kick life in the ass. Other days it kicks back.

On a good day, wearing the Fianna mark tosses me into topsy-turvy trials. It's a scramble but I manage to hold it together with the help of amazing family and friends: mythical, magical, and mortal. But despite best-laid plans, collateral damage occurs.

I can live with me getting hurt but watching someone I love suffer-not so much. Is there any limit to where I'd go or who I'd face off against? No. There isn't.

On a quest to save life and love, and with no time to spare, I take on a world of dragons, gnomes, witches, and trolls. Out of my depths and against a power that can snap me like a twig, there's only one thing I know for sure… Failure is not an option.

Fiona continues her journey to becoming the druid she's destined to be in this sixth installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid. Don't miss a moment of this rollicking ride.

Rachel Dulude

Tantor Audio

Chronicles of an Urban Druid

A Druid Hexed

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

The moment you let your guard down and think you've got a handle on life-you jinx it.

I bust my butt on the daily, smoothing the rough edges after moving in with the boyfriend, making amends to angry empowered ones, and patching things up with hostile in-laws. Things are good on the home front with my job, family, and friends. I've got this, right?

Wrong. Cue the centrifuge of life spinning me around while the gods point and laugh.

Or, in this case, the goddess.

Hecate, Goddess of Witchcraft and Magic, deity of night and ghosts, supreme tormentor of friends. I wondered why Nikon hated Hecate with such venom. Turns out, there's history there. He faced his battles alone over the past centuries but he's not alone now.

The Greek is family and I've got his back.

An Immortal’s Pain

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

The focus of my life as an urban druid is to stand as a guardian of nature. The focus of my life as Fiona Cumhaill to stand as a guardian of my family.

Seriously. Don't screw with my family.

It's a no-brainer, drop everything, and take up the fight topic for me-If you need me, I will come.

So, when darkness conspires to overtake the light and people I love are sucked into the wake of evil, the Toronto crew grabs the go-bags and answers the call.

With rituals to learn, a goddess to honor, and a traitor to hold at bay, we tackle the incoming maelstrom in true Cumhaill style.

Sure, we may be out of our depths and behind the eight ball, but what else is new?

A Shaman’s Power

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

Magic, dragons, elves, and vampires are my new normal. At any point, I might get attacked by an angry book, be on the shit-list for forgetting to hook up my battle bear's keg, or get called to investigate a gruesome magical murder.

And how cool is that?

Well . . . the investigating part, not so much the murder.

When Garnet brings Team Trouble in to investigate a string of discarded bodies, none of us likes where the evidence points. My Spidey-sense says something isn't right.

In the human realm, the evidence doesn't lie. In the empowered realm . . . nothing is as it seems.

Join Fiona as she strikes off on another action-packed adventure in the ninth installment of the Chronicles of an Urban Druid.

A Fated Bond

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

Life is a balance-at least that's what I'm told by people smarter than me.

Try as I might to spend quality time with Sloan, family, friends, and companion animals, my magnet of mayhem often has other ideas.

Adulting is hard. So when I move an adolescent dragon into my backyard, why don't I anticipate the craziness that will ensue?

Maybe Sloan's right and I am ridiculous. I like to think I'm an optimist. Either way, it takes a group effort to figure out the mess we find ourselves in and what to do about it.

The good news is, we may be able to reclaim our lives. The bad news? We may alter the course of the future in the process. One mind bendy conundrum at a time, amirite?

Join Fiona as she gets sucked into another action-packed adventure in A Dragon's Dare, the tenth installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid.

A Dragon's Dare

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

We all make mistakes, but for most of us we die and they're forgotten-not so if you're immortal. For gods and immortals, grudges live forever.

One moment of poor judgment, a lack of understanding, or simply being oblivious to what's going on around you can elevate you to the top of someone's to-do list. Be careful who you piss off.

Amid murder, ex-lovers, jewel heists, and much, much wine, the Cumhaill fam jam stays the course of fighting the good fight and standing behind our friends. Ni neart go cur le cheile . . . There is strength in unity.

With the Culling looming in the distance and the knowledge that the showdown is building, we focus on strengthening Team Trouble and our allies.

Together we stand. Together we fall. Together we win. And the winner takes all.

Join Fiona and her found family as the chaos continues in A God's Mistake, the eleventh installment of the Chronicles of the Urban Druid.

A God’s Mistake

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

Being bonded to a dragon means longevity of life . . . and that means I'll outlive my family and the people I love. I would never have chosen that. How much of life is what we choose?

Were you born a boy or girl . . . a human, a shifter, or an angel? Are you mortal or immortal? Is there magic in your veins or not?

In life, you start off and get what you get-that's fate. Then you grab the reins and steer your path-that's free will. Fate versus free will . . . it's mind bendy.

But what if you want to change your stars?

When a gathering of reapers descends on Toronto, and a mass-death is pending, Clan Cumhaill fights through kidnappings, betrayal, and death to discover what will cause the disaster. Is it a vampire war, the theft of a powerful artifact, or an empowered icon gone rogue?

There's no way to know until the danger unfolds.

A Destiny Unlocked

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

The Culling draws ever nearer-looms really-like a big, fat cloud of doom.

With evil brewing, our enemies grow bolder, the warriors of light and dark scramble to be ready for the Winter Solstice, and the Cumhaill fam jam digs in to face the battle of our world's alignment. No biggie . . . Team Trouble is on it.

For now, the human populations remain oblivious to the imminent battle to come. If we continue to do our jobs right, it'll stay that way. What you don't know won't hurt you, amirite?

Yeah-no. If evil gains a stronger foothold in our world, it will definitely hurt you.

Amid hexes, hostages, and hot tub horrors, Fi and her family and friends tackle the big questions. Who will join team chaos? Where are Mingin and Melanippe? And . . . are yeti real?

Fiona brings you more druid adventure, family shenanigans, and mythical tales of magic and mystery in A United Front, the thirteenth installment of the Chronicles of an Urban Druid.

A United Front

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

The world is about to tilt on its axis. Good versus Evil. Light versus Dark. There's a balance to the world's alignment and every thousand years the Earth Realm, the Fae Realm, and the Spirit Realm collide, igniting a period of rebalancing.

The Culling.

And while the empowered sects battle for a stronger foothold and fight to find ways to strengthen their forces, the humans go on living blissfully unaware.

Which is good. Blissful ignorance is exactly where we want them to be . . . Well, some of us, anyway.

As the volatility rises, the aggressive races protest. Between riots of exposure, fighting off the big baddies, and searching for ways to strengthen our position, our lives are pretty much a chaotic jumble. Yeah, well, what else is new?

Join Fiona and Team Trouble as they prepare for the biggest battle of the millennium. Things are about to change. Will they be ready for it? Are you?

A Culling Tide

Ye screw with this lass, ye get put on yer ass.

It is the Time of the Colliding Realms-the Keening-the Culling.

Everything that happened over the past eighteen months has led to this moment. The good and the bad. The triumphs and the tragedies. Now my family by blood, by choice, and by circumstance face the battle to balance our world's alignment.

United as Team Light.

When rays of first morn's light warm the depths of the sacred tomb / The powers of dark and light will hold their ground or seal their doom. Yeah, that's not daunting at all.

Attacked by powerful players from all sides, enemies, allies, and a few surprise guests rally to fight the fight of the millennium. Even if we win this war, the world as we know it will never be the same.

Fiona brings you more druid adventure, family shenanigans, and mythical tales of magic and mystery in A Danger Destroyed, the fifteenth and final installment of the Chronicles of an Urban Druid.